Most boring Saturday ever.

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience."

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So, this Saturday I basically slept 1/2 of the day and then just stayed at seasons biking around like a retard and pranking people's doorbells.

Too bad most of them didn't even answer it =(

I stocked up on candy at Pines so I could get hyper on Monday.

Couldn't bother to do homework....so I just called a few people and texted my old friends to escape boredom...then there's the blog and Facebook.

At 6pm I went to Jin Qiao to buy new earphones and a iPod cover and to get my damn bike fixed. The bike is totally messed up, and I just bought it 2 days ago. The brake is always on and it wont go off. Then I went to Thumb Plaza to buy a pizza. And the saddest thing...is that my mom didn't even realize I was gone the hour I was missing -.-". Her and her cooking experiments...sigh....

Then at around 8pm I got bored of that stuff so I decided to get out my marijuana watch CSI: Miami.

Then after that I MSN'd a bit...blah blah blah.

At 12am, I started to watch some horror movies(yawn) while MSNing people.

Then here comes the mildly amusing bit...
I went to sleep at 2am IN MY BED...then when I woke up I was on the couch. I have no idea how I got there.

Ooooooooooh!!! And I had a dream!!!!! It started out as like a normal day then retarded stuff started happening! All the short people started growing and the tall people started shrinking! It was the only time where I imagined Justin was a midget.

Then I started to think if it was a dream so I did the dream test. I like...pinched my nose and held my breath. If I could still breathe with my nose and mouth closed...then I knew it was a dream. Then BOOM! I woke up.

Sigh...that is all.

Friday+Announcement

From now on, every daily entry of mine will include a inspirational Funny quote. I might run out of them sometime and have to create my own =(

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"Before you criticize somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize someone, your a mile away and have their shoes."

Alright, so Friday Fever didn't work out as usual. I think it weakened or something. People weren't as hyper and shizzle...Yin Lao Shi got fucking pissed at us so we had to stop...she ruined my Friday. Now I don't know about you guys, but in my world, thats grounds for the death penalty.

I have decided to make up for the hyperness lost in Friday Fever to be put into next week's Monday Madness.

So....Hursh was being his usual high/retarded/horny self today. He was calling me all these names and then when Mr Escat told him if he didn't finish his work soon, he would get a BIG YELLOW ONE...he asked for my help. Being the kind self I am, I let him copy off me for 500RMB per word.

Games was awesome. We finally get to do a sport that I'm good at! At the last minute, I dribbled straight past Kangan and passed the ball to James, who scored. Bwahahhahahahah!

At DT Tom, Blonde guy and I made still frame animations with Tom's Macbook. It waz sooo awzum!!!! Alex was being his usual retarded Russian self, which was funny hehehe!

*sigh* Hehehe I just HATE! LOVE White people =)

AZNPRYDE!

Thursday

Friday is coming. And it's coming fast.

Get under your beds and hide. Tomorrow is a big day in the history of mankind. A Friday.

Anyways before worrying about the future, lets talk about today.

I probably aced that Science test, without studying too! I never study for Science tests and always get A grade results.

I got a C for my Spanish test...sigh...well its above average in our class =)

Badminton was okayy...since it was full court Thomas kept smashing it to the corners of the side i wasnt on so I kept running around and when I get it a few times, he does a fucking drop shot. GAYYY =(

Nothing more to write about except a little secret plan we have for Chinese class tmr. Bwahahhaha Mel and Tiff, tell the whole class! WE ARE IN BUSINESS!

Beware Friday Fever.

Wednesday(Late Post)

I was up late watching porn studying for the science test so I couldn't be bothered to blog. In fact, I sometimes forget why I'm doing this. Heres wat happened yesterday...

Stuff happened, blah blah.

Music was nice, Malcolm is funny as usual :P

Watched stuff in drama...blah blah....fell asleep and drooled all over the place.

Lunch...went to hang with Yann and the gang...was fun loitering all around the place like a huge gang...

Blah blah blah blah

OOOH btw, remember that post ages ago where I said all my entries would be entertaining and funny? Well I lied. =)

Tuesday =(

Today wasn't too fun.

First, I got moved in chinese class because I was talkin too much with the chickz(bow chika wow wow)...so now I'm at the end, isolated and alone. But the funny thing is, that won't stop me. I'll keep talkin to everyone, but now I'll talk LOUDER. And now I'm closer to the guys at the back. But then I suddenely got tired so I went to sleep and then I heard a voice come from the back. "William! William! William!" I swear, it went on for like a whole minute. So I got fucking annoyed and, without turning around, stuck my hand up his direction and flipped him off. I don't even know who it was, but I was seen by the teacher and got told off.

*EDIT* How could I forget? IT WAS TIFF'S BDAY! So I guess it wasn't such a bad day after all. We all wrote good stuff about her on the Chinese board and she took a pic. I bet her ego skyrocketed at that moment. =P

Then, Spanish was gay because we had a test that NOBODY knew about! We all thought it was Thursday! Last week he said "Fursday(Thursday) we have spanish on" so I think we might have heard wrong. I think he really meant "First Day we have spanish on". It might have been a fault on our side, but nonetheless I think Mr Escat is a fucking retard Wonderful teacher.

That's all folks! I promise guys, in the future my days won't be so gloomy and negative and full of rants and emo shit.
:P

Skipping Sunday.

Sunday is the most gayest weekend ever with no interesting activities besides Church and that stuff because you need to sleep early that night. And its normally when I do my homework.

So I am skipping Sunday.

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Monday 11/17/08

Being a Monday, I was really surprised to find myself being high. Looks like a case of Monday Madness to me ^_^. Friday Fever, Monday Madness...man, I'm about to make one of em for every day of the week!

Mandarin....not fun.

Math....bleh.

Break...bleh.

blah blah blah

Then I went back home to study for Spanish(boooo!). Because Mr. Escat is retarded strict

The Winter Fair

SAT 11/15/08

Today(2 days ago technically), I went to a big orgy Winter Fair in DCS.

I slept at 2am and woke up at 7am that day so I was relatively tired and therefore couldn't be as high as I am normally on Fridays and Saturdays.

*Insert 2 minutes of blah blah blah*

So after that, I got into the fair and saw Justin immediately, wandering by himself because he has no friends so I decided to join his wandering in pity. We met up with Dawei and Bryan soon after that and then went to see some girly guy sing something on idol.

Those asian people weren't cool enough for me so I decided to hang with Yann and watch the Knockout thingy. I took a short vid of Hursh and then got bored so I went to hang with Carl and the rest of the gang. I had a few smoothies then ate a hot dog to quench my tiny stomach and bladder. Then Jarren came and we walked around and shizzle...soon after I went on the huge slides with Yann and his other friends. After that I decided to hang with Sean, Tiff and the rest. They all told me to do my hair at the glamour room so, being the nice guy that I am, I stood in line. I strictly told the lady not to let the girls touch my hair, fearing I would look like godzilla after. She attempted to gel my hair but failed miserably and ended up having semi-spiky hair throughout the day. It was ridiculous Awesome.

After the hair, we went to hang at the bouncy castle with Jacob, Alex and the white people(plus Yash). It was pure madness, there were people jumpin around everywhere, tackling each other. Some guys use the castle as an excuse to tackle girls(BOW CHIKA WOW WOW :P). Nonetheless the castle was really fun though I didn't want to jump too much, fearing I would probably drop my phone and 200RMB. Alex S and Yash kept tackling me because they were gay for no apparent reason but got nowhere, since they never got into a good angle to push me off.

After that most of them had to leave so I played some b ball with Justin and Thomas and some Yr10s. After that me and Charles went to Tom's house to chill.

All in all, a good day's worth of fun.