Back after hiatus....Bitchez?

"When you call someone a hypocrite...think about it first. Do you like GIVING blowjobs? no. Well do ya like GETTING blowjobs? yes. Well that makes you a fucking hippocrystasizer too!"

I'm back people. Not that you guys cared that I was gone =(. I feel so unloved...

*insert 2 cans of red bull*

OK FUCKERS. SO I'M GONNA LIKE...BLOG NOW SINCE I GOTS NO SHIT TO FUCK AROUND WITH MMMKAY?

SO FIRST SHIT'S FIRST! I LIKE....TOTALLY GOT LIKE AWESOMELY ECKSITED WHEN I HEARD THAT BLINK-182 WAS LIKE.....COMING BACK TOGETHER AFTER LYK.......ELEVENTY MILLION YEARS OF HIATUS. DEYR LYK....TEH MOST AWSUMEST PONCK ROCK BAND EVER. FUCK ON BLINK182!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUK ON!!!!!!

KAY NOW SECOND SHIT'S FIRST. TEH BAND OASIS IS LYK....COMING TO SHANKHAI. SO... IMLYKHABINGTEHMOZTAWSUMESTFACKINGBONERCUZOFMYTERRIBLYECKSITEMENTYAY!

K NOW I HAS LYK MANY MANY MONEYS SO IMA LYK....BAI TIKETS TO OASIS. EVEN THO DEY R BRITISH. DEY R LYK TEH ONLI RESPECT I HAB FOR EUROPE. AND TEH BEETLES. AND DAH HOT BRITISH PRONSTARS

OOH AN TEH  NEW HEROZ VOLUME CAME OUT. IT LIKE SO FUCK GAY LAH! THIS FACKINGGAYDOOSHBAGPREZIDENTFUCKERDICKWADTURTLEFUCKFAGGOT GUY IS LYK...RUNNING AROUND TEH WURLD LOOKIN FO PPL DAT CAN LYK...HAS SUPERPOWERZ WHIL MASHURBAKING TO BRTINAY SPEARS MUSIK VIDOZ.

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Ok I'm back. Sorry. I kind of enter a half hippy-half fucktard-half orgasm state when I drink red bull. Don't judge me.

Last Day Of School

I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out stuff didnt work that way...so I just stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

Last days have traditionally been sad days for me...and today was no exception.

In the morning Virad gave me a Xmas card with a quote from Ghandi on it. Guess life is just crazy that way. Roflmao.

We had a boring assembly(two actually) where I just fell asleep and occasionally got woken up by Flo who kept hitting me...that stupid lil' taco! The song at the end was really funny, especially with the odd singing and pokemon references.

In between the assemblies we actually had drama where I basically just sold my soul to the devil himself by joining next year's production. =( But it was all good cuz of the games and what not...

Then when people started leaving and shit I got pissed. I was too emo at school to say proper goodbyes so I'm gonna say them here.

Virad "Ghandi" Kisan...I'd just like to say that all those times that I made fun of your race...it was a joke. Okay it wasn't. =). I won't ever find another brown guy to make fun of! Visit Shanghai or I will shove curry up your ass! *man hug*

Carl "Tall Blonde Guy" Viagra...I never really knew your last name even though we hang out all the time...I just remember it's along the lines of Viagra so I'm just gonna use that. You are irreplaceable my friend! Stay in touch m8! *man hug*

Hilda "NoNickName" Wu...You've been in my class for two years yet I don't really know you well =(. Good luck wherever it is your going(sorry I don't pay attention much) and have a very Merry CHRISTMAS!

If I have forgotten a few peeps...remind me...I'm very sleepy.

We better get some new hot chicks people after the holiday! But I doubt they'll ever replace you all! DCS REPRESENT!

HAVE A SUPER AWESOME COOLIO FANTASTIC FUCKING GREAT JOYFUL HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS! Stay safe guys and see ya'll next year! Peaaace outt!

I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it?

Alrighty, not much to cover today...

Had a math test first period. I think I did okay except I kinda ran outta time for the last bit so I rushed it.

Then I had a music test right after which I flunked. I didn't know about it because I was away. IT WAS SO HARD! (that's what she said). I think I got at least 30/70 because those sections were the parts that I actually knew. =(

So then I had a crappy break then DRAMA! Of course drama wasn't as fun as it used to be...we just watch boring movies now. =( No nudity...no violence...no nth! They dont make good movies like they used to...now its all this singing and dancing shizzle.

So then science was nice...then we had history where I got moved because apparently I was talking.

Now I gotta do a frik load of work for the poster which is, by the way, DUE TOMORROW! Now I better go do that shizzle before I go KA-FRIKKIN-BOOM!

Go screw yourselves! Cya guyzzz
cya l8r, alligator! In a while, crocodile!

Long time no post

It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Alright, now I've been gone a while...and turns out tomorrow there's a test. So I'm working my ass off to get a eight pack get a good score.

How was my day? It was shitty. Well, I got to see everybody again after a week but I think I should've been told about this test while I was sick O.O

Then there's all this homework I needa catch up on...=(

*sigh* Well ima stop being so negative. Instead of talking about stuff I dont like, I'll talk about stuff I DO like!

Hmmmm...what do I like? What do I like...? WHAT DO I LIKE?!?!?!
Come back later. This is gonna take a while =)

And while I think about that...I'll go study for the math and music test tomorrow. You know...work on my grades. After all, I want to hit a good spot!!! BOW CHIKA WOW WOW

Most boring Saturday ever.

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience."

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So, this Saturday I basically slept 1/2 of the day and then just stayed at seasons biking around like a retard and pranking people's doorbells.

Too bad most of them didn't even answer it =(

I stocked up on candy at Pines so I could get hyper on Monday.

Couldn't bother to do homework....so I just called a few people and texted my old friends to escape boredom...then there's the blog and Facebook.

At 6pm I went to Jin Qiao to buy new earphones and a iPod cover and to get my damn bike fixed. The bike is totally messed up, and I just bought it 2 days ago. The brake is always on and it wont go off. Then I went to Thumb Plaza to buy a pizza. And the saddest thing...is that my mom didn't even realize I was gone the hour I was missing -.-". Her and her cooking experiments...sigh....

Then at around 8pm I got bored of that stuff so I decided to get out my marijuana watch CSI: Miami.

Then after that I MSN'd a bit...blah blah blah.

At 12am, I started to watch some horror movies(yawn) while MSNing people.

Then here comes the mildly amusing bit...
I went to sleep at 2am IN MY BED...then when I woke up I was on the couch. I have no idea how I got there.

Ooooooooooh!!! And I had a dream!!!!! It started out as like a normal day then retarded stuff started happening! All the short people started growing and the tall people started shrinking! It was the only time where I imagined Justin was a midget.

Then I started to think if it was a dream so I did the dream test. I like...pinched my nose and held my breath. If I could still breathe with my nose and mouth closed...then I knew it was a dream. Then BOOM! I woke up.

Sigh...that is all.

Friday+Announcement

From now on, every daily entry of mine will include a inspirational Funny quote. I might run out of them sometime and have to create my own =(

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"Before you criticize somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize someone, your a mile away and have their shoes."

Alright, so Friday Fever didn't work out as usual. I think it weakened or something. People weren't as hyper and shizzle...Yin Lao Shi got fucking pissed at us so we had to stop...she ruined my Friday. Now I don't know about you guys, but in my world, thats grounds for the death penalty.

I have decided to make up for the hyperness lost in Friday Fever to be put into next week's Monday Madness.

So....Hursh was being his usual high/retarded/horny self today. He was calling me all these names and then when Mr Escat told him if he didn't finish his work soon, he would get a BIG YELLOW ONE...he asked for my help. Being the kind self I am, I let him copy off me for 500RMB per word.

Games was awesome. We finally get to do a sport that I'm good at! At the last minute, I dribbled straight past Kangan and passed the ball to James, who scored. Bwahahhahahahah!

At DT Tom, Blonde guy and I made still frame animations with Tom's Macbook. It waz sooo awzum!!!! Alex was being his usual retarded Russian self, which was funny hehehe!

*sigh* Hehehe I just HATE! LOVE White people =)

AZNPRYDE!

Thursday

Friday is coming. And it's coming fast.

Get under your beds and hide. Tomorrow is a big day in the history of mankind. A Friday.

Anyways before worrying about the future, lets talk about today.

I probably aced that Science test, without studying too! I never study for Science tests and always get A grade results.

I got a C for my Spanish test...sigh...well its above average in our class =)

Badminton was okayy...since it was full court Thomas kept smashing it to the corners of the side i wasnt on so I kept running around and when I get it a few times, he does a fucking drop shot. GAYYY =(

Nothing more to write about except a little secret plan we have for Chinese class tmr. Bwahahhaha Mel and Tiff, tell the whole class! WE ARE IN BUSINESS!

Beware Friday Fever.